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We have a fair amount of readers that will be heading back to school here soon. One thing we remember and liked about school was all the positive procrastination. Nothing beats flipping through magazines while you should be preparing for a test or doing something important. So if you are going back to school or not, take advantage of the 90% off coupon from Magazines.com:

Remember, procrastinate is good if you do something useful like learning about interesting topics found in your favorite magazine. Well, I think we sorta got that one right.

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Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you are living the American dream. Getting paid to think of fun things to do, naked….

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Last night you had the enchilada combo platter, this morning the three cheese omlet with brockley, this afternoon you’re a ticking time bomb. Because of you a 42 floor elevator ride…

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Michelangelo had the Sistine Chappel… Armed with a brush, 10,000 gallons of yellow paint, and a whole lot of drop clothes, you work your magic…

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In the tough economic environment, it is crucial to get a decent rate on your cash savings. Guy Crap advises you use The Orange Savings Account. Earn 3.00%. Great rates, no fees, no minimums

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Today we salute you Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. Ground beef, refried beans, guacomole, cheese, sour cream, and if there is anything left, a few shreds of salad. A culinary creation that baffles the mind, a 12,000 calorie salad…

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor. People incisteted that jeans were just pants. Apparently those people underestimated your out of the box thinking. Casual enough for a BBQ, formal enough for a family reunion…JORTS!

Thank you for helping us hit 34,000 visitors to GuyCrap.com. Guys like lists, so let’s look at the top 5 things associated with the number 34.

1. 34 was worn by NBA Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon
2. Kirby Puckett had his number 34 retired by the Minnesota Twins
3. Shaquille O’Neal wore 34 with the LA Lakers
4. “Sweetness” Walter Payton had 34 retired with the Chicago Bears
5. Internet Rule #34 - if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions

Thanks again for helping achieve this new milestone. Sound off if you have anything else on the number 34.

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Guys like movies. Guys need movies. We are happy to help you get more movies by telling you about the most recent Blockbuster Total Access offer at Blockbuster.com. The new offer includes 50% off your first month and $10 back if you pay with PayPal. Basically, you can try this service out for free.

We are active users at the Blockbuster.com movie service and we think you should be too. In addition to a wide selection and no hassle buying, our favorite aspect of this service is that you can freely trade in your movies at local Blockbuster stores around the country. This feature puts the boys over at Netflix miles behind Blockbuster.com…because there really is nothing like walking around the BB store reviewing all the new releases.

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