Guy Crap Blog

Wearing nothing but a whistle and a clipboard, you are living the American dream. Getting paid to think of fun things to do, naked….

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Last night you had the enchilada combo platter, this morning the three cheese omlet with brockley, this afternoon you’re a ticking time bomb. Because of you a 42 floor elevator ride…

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Michelangelo had the Sistine Chappel… Armed with a brush, 10,000 gallons of yellow paint, and a whole lot of drop clothes, you work your magic…

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In the tough economic environment, it is crucial to get a decent rate on your cash savings. Guy Crap advises you use The Orange Savings Account. Earn 3.00%. Great rates, no fees, no minimums

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Today we salute you Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor. Ground beef, refried beans, guacomole, cheese, sour cream, and if there is anything left, a few shreds of salad. A culinary creation that baffles the mind, a 12,000 calorie salad…

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you Mr. Jean Shorts Inventor. People incisteted that jeans were just pants. Apparently those people underestimated your out of the box thinking. Casual enough for a BBQ, formal enough for a family reunion…JORTS!

Thank you for helping us hit 34,000 visitors to GuyCrap.com. Guys like lists, so let’s look at the top 5 things associated with the number 34.

1. 34 was worn by NBA Hall of Famer Hakeem Olajuwon
2. Kirby Puckett had his number 34 retired by the Minnesota Twins
3. Shaquille O’Neal wore 34 with the LA Lakers
4. “Sweetness” Walter Payton had 34 retired with the Chicago Bears
5. Internet Rule #34 - if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions

Thanks again for helping achieve this new milestone. Sound off if you have anything else on the number 34.

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Guys like movies. Guys need movies. We are happy to help you get more movies by telling you about the most recent Blockbuster Total Access offer at Blockbuster.com. The new offer includes 50% off your first month and $10 back if you pay with PayPal. Basically, you can try this service out for free.

We are active users at the Blockbuster.com movie service and we think you should be too. In addition to a wide selection and no hassle buying, our favorite aspect of this service is that you can freely trade in your movies at local Blockbuster stores around the country. This feature puts the boys over at Netflix miles behind Blockbuster.com…because there really is nothing like walking around the BB store reviewing all the new releases.

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We just wanted to take a moment to thank you for helping us hit the huge milestone of 33,000 visitors to GuyCrap.com. We will touch base when we hit 34K, but for now let’s look at the top 5 significant things associated with the number 33. For non-guys, guys like lists like this:

1. Basketball stars Larry “Legend” Bird and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar wore the number 33
2. 33 innings was the longest baseball game ever played (minor leagues)
3. Other notable wearers of 33 in sports included Eddie Murray, Patrick Roy, Patrick Ewing, Scottie Pippen, Grant Hill and Alonzo Mourning
4. In religion, 33 means good will triumph over evil
5. 33 is the number printed on all Rolling Rock beer labels

Thanks again for helping achieve this new milestone. Sound off if you have anything else on the number 33.

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